dainesanddaffodils:

littletinyboy:

ah yes, a healthy relationship… my ultimate fetish……

#my ultimate fetish is extremely healthy relationships with EXTREMELY UNHEALTHY SURROUNDING CIRCUMSTANCES #like how did this healthy relationship happen? nobody knows. it’s extremely improbable. HERE IT IS

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To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you

also

what

when

why

how

look

because

never

stop

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zarhooie keeps sending me sad emails about how “When You Were Young” is a perfect Bucky song, so I drew her Bucky’s reaction when The Killers come on the radio at McDonalds. 

zarhooie keeps sending me sad emails about how “When You Were Young” is a perfect Bucky song, so I drew her Bucky’s reaction when The Killers come on the radio at McDonalds. 

plaidandredlipstick:

eredluinss:

i love that in thor clint’s like “yeah i COULD take him out but damn look at that fighting i’m rooting for him”

i assume nobody was surprised when he brought home a stray kgb agent

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Tags: clint barton

thingsfortwwings:

[Image: Bucky Barnes and Steve Rogers running past Sam Wilson, one of them on either side. Bucky: “On your right!” Steve: “On your left!” Sam, cranky: “… hilarious.” In the next panel, Bucky has a megaphone and Steve is throwing confetti. Bucky: “Aaand our last runner finally crosses the finish line! You may be the last in the race but you’re the champion in our hearts!” Steve: “YAY.” Sam: “Seriously fuck you guys.” In the next panel, Bucky is filming Sam on a video camera and Steve is holding a microphone in Sam’s face. Steve: “So tell us Sam Wilson what is it like being slower than 2 95 year olds?” Sam, throwing his arms up in disgust: “OH MY GOD.”]

mechinaries:

i imagine both steve and bucky like to come up with different ways to poke fun at sam every time they pass him during jogging

because they are shitheads

(the first one is a print you can get here)

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imaginebucky:

imagine bucky and steve taking shots of like 100 proof vodka and trying to get DRUNK and steve is totally unaffected but after the 20th shot or something bucky is drunk as fuck and he looks at steve really seriously (while swaying slightly in his chair) and steve is kind of nervous because bucky hasn’t looked at him this intently since before the war when steve came home with two broken ribs and bucky just stared at him for five minutes before giving him the longest lecture of his entire life so yeah steve is kinda nervous. finally bucky rubs his hand over his face, sighs and says, “steve, i fucking hate it when you wear khakis” and steve laughs so hard he can’t breathe

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  • someone: we finish each other's s-
  • me: TEVE ROGERS

At Easter dinner

  • Girlfriend's sister-in-law: So, how did you two meet?
  • Me: (thinking) Don't say "at a meet-up for a polygamous internet capslock community devoted to actor Misha Collins"
  • Me: We met...on...the internet.
  • Girlfriend's sister-in-law: Aww, how sweet.

"Agent Romanoff is comfortable with everything.”

"Agent Romanoff is comfortable with everything.”

(Source: iwouldvebeendrake01, via zarhooie)

brumous:

Can’t sleep either, huh?

(Sam + Steve + road trip + crappy motels. From that night on they don’t bother to book separate rooms.)

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